Tickets to Pound Town
Tickets to Pound Town
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Size Chart
Size Chart
| Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve, in | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 |
Care instructions
Care instructions
Do not dryclean; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors.
Description
Description
Get ready to punch your wardrobe’s boring vibes in the face — this “I Got Two Tickets to Pound Town” tee is the ultimate conversation starter. Loud, unapologetic, and guaranteed to make people double-take, it’s made for those who don’t mind a little shock value with their style. Perfect for parties, nights out, or just dropping punchlines everywhere you go.
Soft, breathable cotton keeps things comfy while the bold print does all the talking. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend with a wicked sense of humor or wearing it yourself to stir up some laughs, this shirt is a one-way ticket to attention.
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from 54 reviewsSaw this on tiktok, and it cracked me up so had to get it and it did not disappoint. The print quality is great and the material feels soft
I thought it was fake at first but now I know its not good fit quality is surprisingly good too
Husband loves it. Truly giggled when I gave it to him
Had to explain the joke to my girlfriend, and that I really didn't have any form of STD lol.
Got this in time for the holidays and I'm dying to show it off at all the parties.
Just bought this as a joke gift, ended up keeping it for myself. Hilarious and surprisingly soft.