Call Me Willy Wonka The Way I Wank My Willy - Parody T-Shirt
Call Me Willy Wonka The Way I Wank My Willy - Parody T-Shirt
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Size Chart
Size Chart
| Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve, in | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 |
Care instructions
Care instructions
Do not dryclean; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors.
Description
Description
Step into pure imagination… and absolutely zero restraint. This twisted take on a classic chocolate factory icon flips nostalgia into unapologetic chaos. Featuring a bold illustration inspired by the legendary candy man, paired with a wildly inappropriate punchline, this tee is made for those who like their humor dark, dumb, and dangerously funny. Not for the easily offended—definitely for the easily amused.
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from 54 reviewsSaw this on tiktok, and it cracked me up so had to get it and it did not disappoint. The print quality is great and the material feels soft
I thought it was fake at first but now I know its not good fit quality is surprisingly good too
Husband loves it. Truly giggled when I gave it to him
Had to explain the joke to my girlfriend, and that I really didn't have any form of STD lol.
Got this in time for the holidays and I'm dying to show it off at all the parties.
Just bought this as a joke gift, ended up keeping it for myself. Hilarious and surprisingly soft.