Hose - Tank Top
Hose - Tank Top
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Size Chart
Size Chart
| Width, in | Length, in | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 |
Care instructions
Care instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Description
Description
Not José, Hosé. A literal hose wearing a sombrero and mustache, fully committed to the joke. This funny tank top delivers pure absurd humor with strong fiesta energy. Perfect for Cinco de Mayo, summer parties, or anyone who enjoys stupid-smart wordplay.
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from 122 reviewsEveryone at brunch loved this. The pun is top tier.
Great fit, great humor, fast shipping. Couldn't ask for more.
Hilarious graphic, fits really well around the shoulders. Will definitely buy from this shop again.
My French boyfriend was deeply offended and deeply amused at the same time. Best purchase of the year.
The pun is so stupidly brilliant. 100% satisfied with this purchase.
Took a little bit to arrive but totally worth the wait
Pretty sure my cat thinks this shirt is inspirational. I love it!
That’s the crossover nobody asked for but everyone needed. The shirt is soft, the print is sharp, and the quality honestly surprised me. Amazing design.
My girlfriend rolled her eyes so hard she almost left me. Five stars.
The colors are incredibly bright and the shirt itself is really lightweight and breathable. Perfect for summer.
This is hands down the funniest pride shirt I own
Highly specific geopolitical humor is my exact brand. Fits true to size, definitely recommend.
This was a hit at the retirement party! The guest of honored loved the shirt.
As a massive map nerd, this is the funniest thing I have ever owned.