Professional Pyramid Schemer - T-Shirt
Professional Pyramid Schemer - T-Shirt
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Size Chart
Size Chart
| Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve, in | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 |
Care instructions
Care instructions
Do not dryclean; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors.
Description
Description
A bold, tongue-in-cheek design featuring a powerful pharaoh standing proudly in front of ancient pyramids, reimagined as the ultimate ancient mastermind. The phrase “Professional Pyramid Schemer” flips modern finance slang into a historical joke, blending Egyptian grandeur with corporate satire. Perfect for anyone who appreciates clever wordplay, dark humor, and absurd historical mashups that shouldn’t work, but do.
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Love the design. Shipping was fast and the material is really soft. 10/10 would scheme again.
Bought this for my buddy who is always trying to get me into crypto and MLMs.
The pun is top tier. Material is actually soft.