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Smichel - Long Sleeve

Smichel - Long Sleeve

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price $36.00 USD Sale price $30.00 USD
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  Width, in Length, in Sleeve, in
S 17.99 27.99 25.00
M 20.00 28.98 25.51
L 22.01 30.00 25.98
XL 23.98 30.98 26.50
2XL 25.98 32.01 27.01
3XL 28.00 33.00 27.52
4XL 30.00 34.00 28.03
5XL 32.00 35.00 28.54

Care instructions

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron.

Description

Meet Smichel, the most sophisticated creature in Middle-earth. This hilarious parody shirt reimagines Smeagol as a French gentleman, complete with a beret, thin mustache, round glasses, and a buttery croissant clutched like “mon précieux.” Perfect for Lord of the Rings fans with a taste for absurd humor and fine pastry. Printed on premium cotton for comfort that feels très bien, this design brings pop culture, parody, and puns together in one delicious bite. Wear it to flex your inner geek with a side of French flair, because even Gollum deserves a glow-up.

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