Stop Staring At My Chest - Eye Chart - Long Sleeve Shirt
Stop Staring At My Chest - Eye Chart - Long Sleeve Shirt
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Size Chart
Size Chart
| Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve, in | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17.99 | 27.99 | 25.00 |
| M | 20.00 | 28.98 | 25.51 |
| L | 22.01 | 30.00 | 25.98 |
| XL | 23.98 | 30.98 | 26.50 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 32.01 | 27.01 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 27.52 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 28.03 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 28.54 |
Care instructions
Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron.
Description
Description
Designed for the nosy and the near-sighted.
Stop staring at my chest. Seriously. This hilarious eye chart shirt turns the classic vision test into a shameless warning for anyone who can't keep their eyes up. A funny, cheeky meme shirt that's perfect for dates, parties, and getting caught staring.
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from 124 reviewsMy daughter loved it!
Son in law loved it!
Everyone at brunch loved this. The pun is top tier.
Great fit, great humor, fast shipping. Couldn't ask for more.
Hilarious graphic, fits really well around the shoulders. Will definitely buy from this shop again.
My French boyfriend was deeply offended and deeply amused at the same time. Best purchase of the year.
The pun is so stupidly brilliant. 100% satisfied with this purchase.
Took a little bit to arrive but totally worth the wait
Pretty sure my cat thinks this shirt is inspirational. I love it!
The design is wild, the print quality is even better.
That’s the crossover nobody asked for but everyone needed. The shirt is soft, the print is sharp, and the quality honestly surprised me. Amazing design.
My girlfriend rolled her eyes so hard she almost left me. Five stars.
The colors are incredibly bright and the shirt itself is really lightweight and breathable. Perfect for summer.
This is hands down the funniest pride shirt I own
Highly specific geopolitical humor is my exact brand. Fits true to size, definitely recommend.