Syphilis - Hoodie
Syphilis - Hoodie
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Size Chart
Size Chart
| Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length from center back, in | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Care instructions
Care instructions
Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
Description
Description
Syphilis reimagines the myth of Sisyphus with a cursed modern twist, featuring him endlessly pushing a giant red pimple uphill instead of a boulder. This absurd parody hoodie combines dark humor, mythology, and internet meme energy into one unforgettable design.
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from 100 reviewsThis was a hit at the retirement party! The guest of honored loved the shirt.
It's so niche it hurts. Exactly what I was looking for.
Honestly bought this on a dare but the shirt quality is surprisingly decent.
Saw this on tiktok, and it cracked me up so had to get it and it did not disappoint. The print quality is great and the material feels soft
I thought it was fake at first but now I know its not good fit quality is surprisingly good too
Husband loves it. Truly giggled when I gave it to him
Need this for Eid lol. It's about family and Iftar.
The print is placed high enough on the chest so it doesn't look weird when you're sitting down. Solid quality.
Amazing shirt. The print is sharp and the colors don't bleed in the wash.
The pun is clever without being obnoxious. My cousin is obsessed with lizards so this was a win.